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Score: 7
Unrealistic Games: MGS

"lol"

date: September 16, 2009

This was actually a bit better than I was expecting. I liked the sloppy art style, it really fit the mood of the flash quite well. -I suppose it almost reminded me of something you'd see in a Brawl Taunts flash, or something.
The humor was quite solid. At first I really didn't see where this flash was going, than BAM, the punchline. Quite funny and very effective. Nice work, I enjoyed watching.

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Score: 8
Le Banana

"haha"

submission: Le Banana
date: September 16, 2009

when I did the random submission I was not expecting to see a submission from bytesize. :P
This flash is very well-rounded. -Good artwork, smooth animation and some nice music all come together quite nicely to make for some classic slapstick humor....Gone horribly wrong?! :O
Overall a nice little animation with a great, unexpected punchline. :)

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Score: 7
21 1/2 part one

"hrm.."

submission: 21 1/2 part one
date: September 3, 2009

Though not the zazzyest flash in the world, it was very original. This flash had a certian quality abstract quality to it I really can't discribe it well, it just had so many angles to it.
Overall, I don't know that I enjoyed it, but it was really quite original.

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Score: 5
Omg Cute Kawaii ^___^

"wow"

date: September 3, 2009

that was really quite random. I really find it hard to give this any kind of a good score, as it looks like little effort was put into this.
The animation was really lacking, as was a point to this flash.
If there was somekind of message here i totally missed it, sorry.

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Score: 5
The Great Naruto Quiz

"meh"

date: September 3, 2009

A pretty run of the mill hentai quiz game. The buttons could have been a bit more ineresting, graphically. Also, they were a bit hard to click. :/
My main suggestion for you would be to disable the rightclick, or at least make it so you can't press "forward" and skip through all the questions to get to the end. :/

September 3, 2009

Author's Response:

it wont be fun without the questions

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Score: 5
Random Flower Quickie

"hrmm.."

date: September 3, 2009

I have mixed feelings about this one...On the one hand, I did like the art. You have a unique style and is pretty pleasing to the eye. Buut, the animation could use some work. I mean, I do like the choppy style, but it's just not quite there...
Also, I'd try getting some better voice acting next time.
I'd say that you've got some potential, keep up the good work!

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Score: 1
Slimen - ep.1

"ehh"

submission: Slimen - ep.1
date: September 3, 2009

The idea to merge animation with film is a creative one, but there was really no redeeming quality to this, whatsoever.
If nothing else, make it longer; maybe think of somekind of plot before you start next time.
The loading screen was by far the best part of this. Maybe stick to traditional animation next time.

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Score: 10
The Movie Movie

"Great"

submission: The Movie Movie
date: August 2, 2009

Loved the movie and concept. Very creative with the whole describing the movie as it happens, and the things that are described happen to the characters in the movie. I feel like some of the dialogue was a bit slow, but not enough to fault the movie. Overall great submission, keep up the good work guys!

August 2, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks whore!

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Score: 10
ADITLOY 1 - Pilot

"Freaking epic"

submission: ADITLOY 1 - Pilot
date: July 5, 2009

Probably one of the best flash I have ever seen on NG. The art, animation, sound, everything was as close to flawless as humanly possible.
I'd like to give a shoutout to my long-time bro, Penisfromhell for recommending this flash to me. This flash has truly changed my life in ways I previously thought unimaginable. Thanks, bro! and thanks yoshi77777! You are a Flash GOD! :D

Much <3

Statwhore (God)

July 5, 2009

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omfg hey statwhore, buddy! :D

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Score: 10
The Pretenders

"Another Instant Classic"

submission: The Pretenders
date: May 17, 2009

Once again you guys make another great movie. The transition between the two moods was great. Subtle yet apparent. The video quality was much better than your previous submissions (I guess Tom should be thanked for that ;) ). The end was great! I couldn't stop laughing.

The sound was a little muffled, but nothing too detrimental.

Keep up the good work guys. I'll be looking out for more of your stuff.

May 17, 2009

Author's Response:

Always appreciated!

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